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THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

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realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE -


TAGS: expensive stuff
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 10:25 pm
That would make one fancy artificial reef. "Up Periscope!"
gas - September 7, 2011, 6:31 am
tho5e little things that make you happy... a little mansion, a little yacht...


$30 VS $300 -




Canadian Airforce -


TAGS: canada airforce fighters are expensive
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - September 27, 2013, 7:52 am
Best Sound Of The Season. EH Where's The Beer 5 Maple L's .
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:07 am
Yep and have you ever tried to clean up one of their bombs?


RUBY SLIPPERS -




DIVORCE -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 emotionally expensive
Rating: 4.4/5

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MrBlack - March 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
All I know about divorce is that it's what makes me laugh when people say marriage is sacred. Dead serious when I say everyone in my family that's married has divorced
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 12:04 pm
5L why is Divorce so expensive?....because It's worth it


MERCEDES BENZ - Torn In Half? While Falling In A Ditch?... They're Right. "Unlike any other".




CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.




SIGN OF THE TIMES - The truth is that most dreams are too expensive for people to ever see come true.




FERRARI GRAVEYARD - The one thing more emasculating than drving a Prius.




OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.




FATHER-SON TALK -




TARGET ZERO -


TAGS: organic foods groceries over priced expensive
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 5:59 pm
True.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 5:30 pm
I believe it. I Don't like GMOs one bit. I just don't believe that organic foods are 100% what they say they are either. (166487)
steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 4:04 pm
I know people on both sides of this debate...Trust me when I say this...GMOs are bad news and people are only seeing the tip of the iceberg on how bad it really is.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:31 pm
Familiar with Monsanto; don't care for them. I believe IF it's edible, I eat it. People are way too picky and ignorant in U.S. generation/culture. Organic produce has its own conspiracy, it just hasn't been revealed yet.
falloutghoul - August 22, 2013, 8:06 am
So, I guess you're pro-Monsanto? (Not a vegan)


at this point -




menus -


TAGS: dinner cost expensive wife husband
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2014, 3:42 am
Company dinner once; lots of menus, but no prices. Glad the boss was paying the bill.
Airman - May 12, 2014, 11:39 pm
ever been in a restaurant that gives you the menu with prices, but your date's menu has no prices? Expensive


GOOD LIFE -


TAGS: good life expensive mariand
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - January 31, 2013, 3:31 pm
Catch 22.


Starbucks Coffee -


TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee subliminal messages
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!


IRONY -


TAGS: expensive house lawyers calendar thx verdeckt
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - January 26, 2012, 7:52 pm
I wish somebody was here to see thi5...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 3:13 pm
good one


DAIRY QUEEN - The unofficial fast food restaurant of small-town America




THE NORTH FACE - Are you kidding me?




Ambergris -


TAGS: really expensive vomit
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2015, 11:27 pm
Yeah, had a mental block for while, lol.
GaryO - June 29, 2015, 9:39 am
crotch?! Yer back!


STARBUCKS - A terminology meaning, "expensive as fuck coffee." Com'on! The word "bucks" is in the name, and you ain't the one cashing in.


TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee rip off
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 2:49 am
Thanks, Silver. Best coffee in my area is a small mom and pop cafe on Main St. - despite the six Starbucks that permeate the town.
Silverheart - April 3, 2013, 4:07 pm

Overpriced, mediocre coffee served up by hipsters is in a lame, supposedly trendy atmosphere. Best coffee I've ever had was from Rico's Diner, a greasy spoon in my hometown. Family owned and operated. And 5Ls for this 'un.


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